Jesus, how I have missed Madame! She was in Hollywood, and now she's in France. She's just that kind of woman, what can I say? So it's not really true that she's "back," exactly. But then again, it wasn't really true she was ever "there," either. Yes well, be that as it may, she has a new blog. One thing I learned from it that I did not know is that she turned 21 in prison doing life without parole. But I think we can safely assume she had langue.

She writes...

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Here in France I waited 6 long weeks for what I thought was DSL. It turned out to be ADSL which is French for: I can't believe it's not dial-up.

Some of you will undoubtedly remember Madame Levy better as Leslie Winer (no relation; perhaps this is why she changed her name). And surely you remember Leslie!

Yes but never mind all that. The one you must read is: Col. Mustard in the Library with a Hammer. Trust me.