I never, ever mess with stupid polls or quizzes like this. Unless they involve books, I guess. I couldn't resist this one, which asks: Which Book Are You? And look at the result. Serves me right.

You're Les Miserables!
by Victor Hugo

One of the best known people in your community, you have become something of a phenomenon. People have sung about you, danced in your honor, created all manner of art in your name. And yet your story is one of failure and despair, with a few brief exceptions. A hopeless romantic, you'll never stop hoping that more good will come from your failings than is ever possible...

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